The Naked Charity Calendars Of 2024

Our annual round-up of charitable exhibitionism for the coming year.

Despite shifting tastes and the ongoing march of the moralising prudes, the naked charity calendar shows no sign of going away. While some classics of previous years now seem a distant memory – presumably the current batch of Cambridge Blues are less open-minded about nudity than the students of a few years ago – others have become an annual tradition and each year, new calendars crop up, with the local press covering them as though no one had thought of the idea before. Well, it’s all for a good cause – and although in some cases, that cause seems to be as much a publicity stunt for a local business as it is a charity fundraiser, let’s not quibble.

As ever, the calendars here are a very mixed bag, from the determinedly sexy through to the hilariously unsexy – though we’ll leave it to you to decide which is which – and with various levels on undress on display. We haven’t seen any of these in the flesh (so to speak) so can’t attest to the quality of the production or the ongoing availability – I very much suggest a probing email if there is no e-commerce ordering set-up before you send money. We have more entries than ever this year and I have no doubt that a few will have slipped the net. As ever, we appreciate details of any that we have missed so that we can add them in.

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Australian Firefighters Calendar
Now in its 31st year, the Australian Firefighters calendar raises money for assorted charities and offers six variations, with shirtless hunks posing with your animal of choice or alone.
https://www.australianfirefighterscalendar.com/

Barely There Vets Calendar
Those vets from down under just can’t keep their clothes on. This calendar features a collection of naked male and female New Zealanders from Massey University, raising money for rural mental health support.
https://0461a6.myshopify.com/products/barely-there-calendar-2024-pre-order

Berkhamsted Businesses Calendar
Amelia Dormer, owner of Sammy’s Sweets in Berkhamsted, has gathered various local businesses (or, more accurately, their employees) to pose for a calendar raising money for the Teenage Cancer Trust. Available only at the Berkhamsted Bookshop.

Blunham YFC Calendar
The Young Farmers of Blunham in Bedfordshire strip off in aid of bowel cancer research. Sold through eBay, curiously.

Bottass Calendar
Part naked charity calendar, part vanity project, this is for those who really, really like the bare ass of F1 racing driver Valtteri Bottas, who has launched this as a Movember fundraiser – that is, $5 from each purchase goes towards Prostate Cancer research and other efforts led by Movember Charity. This is perhaps pushing the boundaries for inclusion here, but charity is charity.
https://ripkytchen.com/products/kalender-bottass

Breast Cancer Calendar
An untitled calendar, produced in Wales and Leicester by Michelle Leaker with fellow survivors. Availability on this is uncertain – the one press report gave out personal email contacts, which we are obviously not going to do here. If you are very keen, you can no doubt find it via a search engine.

Breast Friends Calendar
A group of breast cancer survivors created this calendar that aims to raise money for the North Wales Cancer Treatment Centre at Glan Clwyd Hospital, Bodelwyddan. This is one that appears to only be available in person but organiser Sally Smart has a Just Giving page with more details, so feel free to reach out to her.
www.justgiving.com/page/sally-smart-1686826073448

Brixham Mermaids
A group of friends who met through pilates and sea swimming classes have posed to raise money to help repair the port’s crumbling Shoalstone pool. You’ll have to visit the local Breakwater Bistro if you want one of these I’m afraid.

Charlie Fridays Calendar
The female staff of Devon cafe Charlie Fridays have stripped off to raise money for North Devon Against Domestic Abuse (NDADA). Orders can be placed via email at charliefridayslynton@gmail.com.

County Durham Business Calendar
Inspired by local businessman Robert Defty, this is a calendar with charities yet to be confirmed. You can find out more on the Facebook page.

Foxy Riders Calendar
Back again to raise money for air ambulances, the rather raunchy Foxy Riders calendar is once again available in colour and black and white versions.
https://www.foxycalendars.com/

Hotties of Harm Reduction Calendar
A calendar and resource guide for sex workers, with a wide mix of bodies and genders across the community-submitted photos. The money raised goes to several charities and support organisations – Points of Distribution- Tacoma, Sex Worker Outreach Project- Honolulu, and HIPort City Harm Reduction- Wilmington, NC.
https://hottiesofharmreduction.org/product/2024-hotties-calendar/

Hunks for Hounds Calendar
This one has been going for ten years, apparently, though it appears here for the first time. Money raised goes to Philadelphia animal charity Philadoptables and the photos feature… well, you can probably guess.
https://philadoptables.org/news/hunksforhounds-2024/

KCM Waste Calendar
Nothing says ‘sexy’ quite like waste collection and the chaps at Rotherham’s KCM waste disposal and skip hire are here to show you how. All proceeds go to Rotherham Hospice and their sister organisation Sunbeams.
https://kcmwaste.com/product/2024-charity-calendar/

Men of Dexter and Jones Calendar
A celebrity naked charity calendar! Well, sort of. Adam Rickitt is a former star of Hollyoaks and Coronation Street who now runs an artisan beer shop in the posh town of Knutsford, and alongside his TV presenter wife – co-owner of Dexter and Jones – has posed alongside regulars to raise money for testicular cancer research at The Christie Charity. Soap fans will be beside themselves.
https://www.dexterandjones.co.uk/collections/gifts/products/dexter-and-jones-the-calendar

Motorfinity Calendar
Car dealers Motorfinity offer this classy-looking though rather content-ambiguous calendar in aid of the Children’s Bereavement Centre.
https://www.motorfinity.uk/calendar

Nadia Adan Calendar
I’m surprised that there haven’t been more reality star naked calendars, given both the vanity and ‘fame at all costs’ nature of the beast. Here’s Nadia Adan from Irish TV show Secrets of the Showroom promoting herself and her car dealership while raising money for mental health charity Men’s Aid. “It’s a cross between Playboy and Vogue and Top Gear“ claims Nadia. Okay.
https://6c4608.myshopify.com

The Naked Farmers Calendar
We missed this last year, but the Naked Farmers calendar is back for 2024, once again in male and female versions for whatever floats your boat. I’m not exactly sure what they are raising money for this year but I’m sure it’s worthwhile.
https://thefarmerscalendar.co.uk/index.php

The Naked Fox Calendar
A more authentically naturist affair than most – though no more revealing – this one raises money for mental health charity MANUP? and aims to support body positivity (an ongoing theme, stated or not, in most of these calendars).
https://www.foxesafloat.com/product-page/naked-fox-2024-a3-double-page-charity-wall-calendar

The Naked Huntress Calendar
Now, it strikes us that some – if not all – of the promo photos for the 2024 Naked Huntress calendar are exactly the same ones we saw last year – so approach with caution, perhaps. At least confirm there is a calendar before paying. Otherwise, for fans of girls with guns (and other hunting weaponry), this will be your thing.
https://www.instagram.com/thenakedhuntress/

Naked Skin Calendar
Now here’s one for specialist tastes – naked skinheads raising money for testicular cancer. Good for them. The calendar features both men and women, and was the brainchild of David Plume. You can buy it via his Facebook page.

Naked Solidarity Calendar
A German-produced and very serious feminist nude calendar ‘with meaning’ – which seems an unnecessary put-down of everyone else’s efforts, all of which feel as though they are more unpretentiously earnest than this. Still. Money raised goes to LARA e.V., a counselling and crisis centre for women, trans, intersex and non-binary people who have experienced any type of sexualized violence since puberty.
https://www.nakedsolidarity.de/en/product-page/kalender-2024

Naturist Life Calendar
An authentic naturist calendar – and so a bit less coy than most – produced by Naturist Life magazine and raising money for Rolvenden Cat Rescue. It’s sold through the print publication rather than online but you can contact them through their website and ask if they have copies available.
https://naturist-life-magazine.co.uk

Support After Suicide Calendar
Produced by and raising funds for Pendleside Hospice. I’ve been unable to find out much more about this or who is involved.
https://www.pendleside.org.uk/support-after-suicide-calendar

Titchmarsh Ladies Calendar
Ladies from the village of Titchmarsh in Northampton strip off to raise money for Cancer Research. Only available from the village shop, but by early November it had raised £8000 after being on sale all year. It’s probably sold out by the time you read this.

UK Calendar Girls Calendar
UK Calendar Girls is not, as they make clear on their website, a charity calendar – but does raise money each year for the Chestnut Appeal for Men’s Health. So I guess that counts. This year, the calendar seems to have a horror movie theme, which looks fun.
https://ukcalendargirls.co.uk/2024-calendar/

Vets Uncovered Calendar
The Vets Uncovered calendar has now become something of a tradition – other naked calendars come and go, but this one has been here since 2014. Well done, student vets of Queensland, this year raising money for the AVA Benevolent Fund.
https://www.vetsuncovered.com/

Women of Waynesville Calendar
Paying tribute to the Calendar Girls movie, this annual community fundraiser takes its inspiration from classic movies. Which ones, you’ll have to find out for yourself.
https://www.womenofwaynesville.org/naked-calendar

You Can Leave Your Hat On Calendar
‘You Can Leave Your Hat On For Seb’, in fact, Seb being a 4-year-old with a brain tumour who needs to go to the US for £150,000 immunotherapy treatment. Contact via the Facebook page.

The Zenith Gym Calendar
Raising money to support Perth-based suicide prevention charity The Neuk. Available in both A4 and a3 sizes, depending on your wall space.
https://www.ourownmerch.co.uk

Once again, the Reprobate nude calendar has failed to emerge. I know – complain to the management. However, should you wish to support us in the year ahead – a very worthy cause, we might note – then you can do so by clicking the links below.

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