2024 is the time when we switch one set of grasping, lying, self-serving and power-obsessed bastards for another set of grasping, lying, self-serving and power-obsessed bastards who will promise you the Moon on a stick and then use the system to feather their own nests (and those of their friends) while the rest of us living in perpetual fear and facing the day-to-day struggle to pay the bills that their shitty systems allow to increase. Call us cynical, but whoever wins the US and UK elections is going to be a politician, and I can’t think of anyone more unsuited to the job.
As Divine, in the role of Babs Johnson in Pink Flamingos announced as her philosophy/manifesto:
Kill everyone now! Condone first-degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!
While mass genocide is probably best left to actual politicians – many of whom seem to either be actively engaging in it already or else chomping at the bit to do so – I think that we can all agree with Divine’s anti-political statement. What better way to protest the self-serving farce that passes itself off as free choice in most countries than to bolding wear your objections emblazoned across your chest? Luckily, there is still the opportunity to buy our limited-edition Filth T-shirts. A fashion statement that will never get old, printed in Flamingo pink on high-quality black Guildan shirts, these are even suitable for actual politicians who want to cut the crap and admit what they really believe.
A couple of sizes are already gone but there is still the opportunity to buy Filth in medium, large and XL – though stock is extremely low on each so don’t hesitate like an undecided voter facing a polling booth decision. When they are gone, they are gone. Thanks to the international postal chaos of post-Brexit Britain – thanks again, politicians – these are only available in the UK. But if you are in the US and really want one, drop us an email and we’ll let you know what the postal costs and regulations are that day. European customers: sorry, but it is simply too much of an administrative nightmare to send anything to the EU right now.
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You can also pick up our Barbie Baphomet T-shirts – but after another visit to the Satanic Flea Market, where they were flying out, we have almost none left and most sizes are entirely sold out. Let this be a lesson to you.
We’re about to launch another of-the-moment (if the moment was 1992) design – again, it’ll be a limited edition and we advise you to jump on the pre-orders. Stay tuned for that later this week.
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